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No Horse in Haggis
In this vein Duncan, who will be addressing the haggis at a Burns Supper this evening, has composed a possible preface to Robert Burns’ poem, Address to a Haggis, which is often recited on Burns Night.
My dear guid guests ye need nae fear,No horse or nag you’ll find in here.
The DNA picture’s very clear-
Purest haggis!
Only the best for me tae spear,
So I’ll address the haggis