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  • No Horse in Haggis


    In this vein Duncan, who will be addressing the haggis at a Burns Supper this evening, has composed a possible preface to Robert Burns’ poem, Address to a Haggis,  which is often recited on Burns Night.
     
    My dear guid guests ye need nae fear,

    No horse or nag you’ll find in here.

    The DNA picture’s very clear-

    Purest haggis!

    Only the best for me tae spear,

    So I’ll address the haggis